The Marvelous Rachel Brosnahan
“I can see Russia from my house.” Who remembers that famous one-liner spoken by Tina Fey when she portrayed Sarah Palin in 2008? Well, I’ve got a new spin on… Read more The Marvelous Rachel Brosnahan →
Realistic Resolutions and Mascot Moments for 2019
I didn’t know it was possible for human glands to generate so much sweat. Fluid sprinkling from my scalp like a showerhead dribbles over my eyelids, blurring my vision. Perspiration… Read more Realistic Resolutions and Mascot Moments for 2019 →
And She’s Off! My Niece is Leaving for College and I’ve Got Big Feelings!
I’ve been feeling sentimental lately. My sister’s daughter leaves for her freshman year of college this week. With her and her parents’ permission, I’m sharing the letter I wrote for… Read more And She’s Off! My Niece is Leaving for College and I’ve Got Big Feelings! →
Crisis at the Border, Snowflakes, and 218 Days Separated from My Children
It’s been fixed! The kids who were separated from their parents at the border will be reunited. There have been rulings and executive orders. So why are people protesting? … Read more Crisis at the Border, Snowflakes, and 218 Days Separated from My Children →
Swapping Grief for Gratitude This Father’s Day
As I’ve mentioned in previous pieces, I’ve always hated Father’s Day. My parents divorced when I was 6-years-old and the only grandfather I ever knew died that same year. Due… Read more Swapping Grief for Gratitude This Father’s Day →
My Overdue Apology to Carol Brady this Mother’s Day
On March 8, 1974, the final episode of The Brady Bunch aired. I was born later that year, hence missing out on ever watching the show live. Lucky for me,… Read more My Overdue Apology to Carol Brady this Mother’s Day →
Valentine’s Day Has Been Hijacked by the Grouch!
Readers: This blog was guest written by the one and only, Grouchy Dave Helfand Lisa, my editor (and wife) came into our room last night and informed me that this… Read more Valentine’s Day Has Been Hijacked by the Grouch! →
Pressing Pause as We Usher in 2018
I have terrible feet. The aftermath of ICU neuropathy, scleroderma, a funky limp, and lack of natural padding make walking without my super cool orthopedic shoes nearly impossible. I rarely… Read more Pressing Pause as We Usher in 2018 →
Comfortable In My Thick Skin 